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[zenithed]

This livejournal's friends only, for one of the following reasons, according to your preference:

a) I'm far too cool to talk to the likes of you
b) I'm terribly shy, and only speak when spoken to

If I know you IRL, I'll probably add you. Unless I hate you.

Comments

[diesel-monkey.livejournal.com]

pah, it's so easy to stalk on LJ...

[zenithed.livejournal.com]

I said shut it, you slag.

[cob-web.livejournal.com]

boo!

hello. did you have a good birthday?

don't get attacked by spiders, they are evil.

[scumtron.livejournal.com]

hahah!

[zenithed.livejournal.com]

It was great. I'll wibble about it when I get the chance.

And I'll come round to sort out your spiders if you like. I like spiders. They're my friends. But not as much as the ants.

[zenithed.livejournal.com]

I know, I know, livejournals are for girls. But you got one first, thus I win.

[cob-web.livejournal.com]

we captured the huge evil spider, and put it in a box with some sausage. I'm sure it wasn't a native.

can you talk to spiders?

[devi-.livejournal.com]

evo killed all my garden spiders with a huge shovel, it was great. they are evil and walk round in squares all day (when they arent trying to kill humans).

[cob-web.livejournal.com]

ah, perhaps it had escaped the shovel and found tis way to basford then!

why do they walk around in squares? strange, evil things.

[cob-web.livejournal.com]

well, you are both girls, so thats ok :p

*runs away*

[diesel-monkey.livejournal.com]

bah, nothing escapes MY shovel!

[scumtron.livejournal.com]

do you want to come round and kill the spiders on my washing line?

[diesel-monkey.livejournal.com]

with a shovel? i suppose i could use the flame thrower, but you'll need a new washing line afterwards...

[cob-web.livejournal.com]

ok, and no one in their right minds would go to basford anyway... spiders included.

[devi-.livejournal.com]

you could hoover them off? or in that a bit anti-vegetarianismy?

[diesel-monkey.livejournal.com]

yes, but then you end up with a vacuum cleaner full of really pissed spiders.

Yay! we've successfully hijacked Tom's LJ! go us!

[zenithed.livejournal.com]

> why do they walk around in squares? strange, evil things.

They're obviously square-dancing fans, with tiny spider cowboy hats and spurs, so I fully endorse the shovel option in their case.

[zenithed.livejournal.com]

Bastards!

Stop infesting my livejournal and do some bloody work!

[diesel-monkey.livejournal.com]

i can't, i'm still on my lunch! :-p

[zenithed.livejournal.com]

And I'm stuck in the office typing minutes. I hate you.

Get orf moi laaand!

[scumtron.livejournal.com]

now this is why you had a blog ;)

[cob-web.livejournal.com]

ah, i agree, in this case death is the only option.

[scumtron.livejournal.com]

i tried tipping a bucket of water over them, but they hid in the clothes pegs.

[diesel-monkey.livejournal.com]

so, you coming to the pub tonight then? and the piccies on thursday?

wonder if i can hijack a post i've already hijacked?

[scumtron.livejournal.com]

i replied on my journal, rather than this communal one. *ducks*